Our boy, AKA ‘The Pok’, has started to say some really funny things with the reasoning of a 3-year-old behind his musings. Some of it is hilarious, or just bizarre.
He delivered a double whammy when he came with me to the hospital to see his mother and baby sister for the first time.
I could tell he was nervous with anticipation because instead of being a chatterbox like normal he traveled in the car in stunned silence. I told him, “[Pok] you know that when we get to the hospital that the baby might be asleep, and Mummy is very tired.”
He nodded and held my hand as we walked into the birth centre.
His face lit up when he saw his mummy and he was in awe upon seeing his baby sister. He then instructed all of us to talk softly so as not to wake the baby up.
When one of the midwives came into the room to check up on my wife and baby girl, I left the room to refill a glass of ice water and reheat the hot water pack. On the way back to the room all the midwives were having a chuckle and I soon found out why.
My wife proceeded to tell me…
When the midwife entered she started to talk with my wife about her medication requirements.
At that point The Pok propped up and told her, “You need to be quiet because my baby sister is asleep!”
My wife was in stitches and told her, “I think that you have just been schooled by a 3 year old.”
The midwife turned to The Pok and contritely replied, “I am sorry, I was using my outside voice” proceeding to lower the tone of her voice and continue the conversation. She turned to my wife and said, “If you don’t mind I think I need to tell my colleagues about your son.”
Later on, during this hospital visit my boy asked the question that we had both not been keen to answer all the way through the pregnancy.
“Mummy, how did the baby get out?”
I had to jump in quickly to cut it off at the pass.
“[Pok], I think that the baby crawled out.”
My wife added quickly…
“And I gave her a little push.”
He thought about both answers and this seemed to satisfy his curiosity.
If he was going ask where the baby came out, then our bottled response was for him to ask his teachers at preschool…